Me after giving her the worst 11 seconds of her life:

Breaking 🚨🚨🚨 Braxton Berrios is resigning with the #Dolphins on a one year deal up to 3 million. ‼️ #FinsUp

“You could just say Detroit.” — Marshall Mathers 😅 Catch the #NFLDraft in Detroit | Thursday, 8 ET | ESPN, ABC, NFLN

🗣️ EMINEM 💽 THE DEATH OF SLIM SHADY 🚨 SUMMER 2024

The Eminem Bible

THAT’S A WEEK 1 COMEBACK DUB

LEAD US KING‼️ If Tyler Huntley starts next Monday Night & the Dolphins secure a victory over the Tennessee Titans, I will send someone who RTs this a Snoop throwback jersey.

Ok let’s try something a little different this week… If the Miami Dolphins lose on Sunday, I will send a Dolphins jersey of your choice to anyone that RTs this post!

MY ALBUM OUT MFFFFFF open.spotify.com/album/0fSfkmx0…

The Pope meets with Vance *immediately dies of cringe*

ruhe in frieden papst franziskus

Der Vatikan wenn Papst sobald seine Behandlungskosten exUrbiEtOrbiTant teuer werden

yess de heilige cuckstoel is opnieuw vrij

Mich erreichen gerade folgende Bilder aus dem Vatikan

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With the Dolphins reporting to camp today and football being back, I am giving away a Free Dolphins Jersey! Winner can pick any player of their choice! To win you must Follow, RT and like this post. Winner will be picked August 10th before the first Dolphins preseason game