BREAKING: The #vikings have traded the number 11 pick (1st round 2024) and number 23 pick (1st round 2024) to the #Falcons for Kirk Cousins. Yet another Kwesi masterclass.

BREAKING: The #Bears have traded the first overall pick to the #Seahawks for the rights to RFA Carson Davis. Davis, 23 has not played a snap of football in the NFL, or NCAA, or high school. Interesting trade.

BREAKING: Big news for folks in a close fantasy matchup. Jalen Hurts second touchdown which was initially ruled a throw has now been ruled a handoff. This will deduct 8.6 points from Hurts fantasy score.

BREAKING: The Los Angeles #dodgers are acquiring OF Juan Soto from the Washington #Nationals , per Jeff Passan . Soto is expected to wsign a multi-year contract extension worth upwards of $550MM.

Happy ballsack

Good day to blast some farts

BREAKING: The #angels have traded Mike Trout to the #twins for cash considerations. This happened after Trout threatened to “stick his right arm into a snowblower” if this demand was not met. Wow

BREAKING: Minnesota Twins are send SP Sonny Gray to the New York Yankees in exchange for Josh Donaldson and Kiner-Falefa. Per Max Langer #LetsFrickenGo