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"Is Greg Abbott dead?" "No! Greg Abbott's alive and well, Sophie. Well, he's alive" #cufc

Some sea facts for you: - Goldfish aren't made of gold - Jellyfish aren't made of jelly - Swordfish don't carry swords - Electric eels run on natural gas - Whales aren't Welsh - And you never see a Seahorse at Ascot Clearly, the sea is one big watery bullshit farm.

A reminder, just in case you're thinking of doing some Killer Whale spotting this winter......

When you get up off the sofa because you can swear there's a crumb under one of your cheeks.....

A little stroll around the lake and stretch of the legs this morning ☀️

Morning, captain 🫡

Love a bit of morning mist. Captured a green orb, which I'm pretty sure is the ghost of Dave Allen (I was having a whisky last night)

For the first time in a VERY long time, I am away from work, putting my feet up this week and largely doing........bugger-all. Long overdue.

I love a good bridge and the Forth Bridge is up there as one of my favourites. Happy 60th, old girl 🥳🎂 #ForthBridges #forthroadbridge60

I think everyone should try a Polish cousin at least once in their lifetime, especially a traditional one 👍 Also, you can get one even later than "22" at the weekend! Whatever that is.

Up in the west of Scotland and trying very, very hard not to be smug about it, honest.

With the new DoF and Head Coach roles up for grabs at Carlisle United, there are some very suspicious characters being spotted around Brunton Park at the moment...... #cufc

Currently watching Get Carter on BBC Four. A film I must have seen a hundred times but never tire of watching.

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Making my own dainty and gentle way into another Friday.......