Does NO ONE respect the sanctity of STAYING DEAD anymore?

32 years later, Ridley still sucks.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of you not being able to defeat me even once. Sure, I haven't been able to kill you permanently, but you've barely managed to scratch my armour.

Wow, a giant dragon that actually looks more threatening than Ridley. Gotta say, I'm looking forward to fighting that one. Maybe it'll actually be a challenge.

And considering I have like, three clones, one of them was bound to show up. At least Dark Samus is more manageable than SA-X. And far less creepy.

Simon Belmont... Simon Belmont... I feel like I heard Mother Brain talking about him once, if I could just remember what it was she said...

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

@ Dark Samus: Come to Brinstar in the next ten minutes if u want an ass kicking

“Team #Metroid” and “Team #FireEmblem” go head-to-head in this special 2 vs. 2 battle from the Super #SmashBros Ultimate development team. The new Stage Morph feature also makes an appearance! See more new gameplay: youtu.be/CBLnjibehdU

Ridley and Dark Samus, I am disappointed in the both of you for sullying the good name of Team Metroid. I want you both to sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Mr. Sakurai, I don't feel so good.

I always knew Kirby would outlive us all. Look at him. He's the shape of infinite power.

I've been really busy lately. There's been an increase in pirate activity, and I'm being stretched thin trying to fulfil this massive contract I've been given. But I'm only one person, and some slipped away before I could get to them.

What you mean to say is Sylux is a second-rate loser.

Also happy New Year! The one day in the year I can fire super missiles into the sky with no repercussions. I love New Year's.

If you put him in your big fancy tournament, I'm killing you with his dead body.

Shinya Takahashi, Senior Managing Executive Officer, has a development update on #Metroid Prime 4 for #NintendoSwitch. Please take a look. youtube.com/watch?v=zLIv_U…

Well you know what they say: "you can't rush perfection". And I am, of all things, perfection.