Senate Republicans refuse to force standing filibusters, which would lead to bills passing with only 51 votes, because it would condition their own voters to actually getting the laws they were promised enacted into law. Can’t have that, now can we. Second, such a process would

.billie eilish She forgot to say your music sucks too. So I’ll add that to her otherwise perfect tweet.

If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.

DHS has launched WOW.DHS.GOV so Americans can see the criminal illegal aliens we are arresting, their crimes, and the communities we removed them from. Yesterday, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested more murderers, sex offenders, and drug traffickers from American communities.

What she said!

Matt Walsh I will pay for the defense of anyone who speaks the truth about this and is sued for doing so

My land is the United States of America. And there is a gun behind every blade of grass. The only nightmare I have is a shortage of feral pigs that will eat you and shit your bones for fertilizer.

This is the truest thing ever posted on X.

This is wild work 😂

Dog is god spelled backwards. Perhaps that’s why they want us to give them up.

“It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ.” -Patrick Henry

He also had the same exact tattoo on his arm that the current Democratic Senate candidate from Maine has on his chest. Or do things like that not matter anymore?

The people allowing this to happen in Massachusetts are literally insane.

He has a bright future ahead of him

"If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt." - Ricky Gervais

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🤣🤣🤣 #SOTU2026

Demons.

Trump 2028!

Feeding them didn’t make them grateful. They hate us more than ever. Why do we keep doing this? God has not commanded anyone to displace themselves or their nations. Time to reject fake Christianity.