Lawyer: Can you be obejctive?

Me: Absolutely!

Lawyer: *Picking up massive stack of papers* I have some of your tweets here.

Me: Awesome!

Lawyer: It says, 'Donald Trump is a fetid, rotting, mango.'

Me: Yep!

Lawyer: And here you said, 'The only difference between Donald

.Rep. Jamie Raskin: 'It's like Trump is the fourth branch of government and Putin is the fifth branch of government. The Republicans can't do anything unless Trump approves it and Trump can't do anything if his friend Vladimir Putin doesn't want him to.'

Once again Moscow Marge is busy deploying her Kremlin talking points. Is she a useful idiot or is she intentionally spreading Putin’s lies? Either way it’s pathetic and unAmerican.

⁉️ WHY are Election Denying House ReTHUGlicans 🤡 so vehemently opposed to 'Student Loan Forgiveness' ???

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Hugo is a lovely 2-year-old collie looking for his forever home!🏡⁣

He is a typical collie who loves to be outside exploring!🏔️⁣

You can favourite Hugo on your Apply to Adopt Application💛 - bit.ly/3PfllW4⁣

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Houston, we have another problem. As soon as they raised the fast food minimum wage in CA, 22% of fast food workers were laid off. Others had hours cut. Subway removed their tip option on charges. Perhaps that's what they needed to do or perhaps they're just retaliating against…

This near-total abortion ban—with no exceptions for rape or incest—is brought to you by Donald Trump.

WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!

BREAKING: According to reporting from CNBC, President Biden’s claim that the U.S. economy is the strongest in the world is true. This is devastating news for Donald Trump who has been telling Americans that Biden’s economy is reeling. Once again Trump has been caught lying.

Waffle House is showcasing textbook corporate greed by enacting a policy that could cost all Waffle House workers a combined ~$30M per year.

This is DISGUSTING. #UnionsForAll

All night, Russia has ruthlessly launched missiles & drones against Ukraine’s energy infrastructure - now all of Ukraine is under air alert. Russia’s barbaric effort to take the power out for millions of men, women, and children continues unchecked. Our assistance is needed now.

For the last 106 years, since Bolshevik Russia invaded Ukraine, Western policy has been to refuse to listen to Ukrainians. Russians and “Russia experts” – who are charlatans – are listened to instead.

This deliberate ignorance is a disaster for humanity and the cause of WWIII.

BREAKING: NBC is finally planning to drop Ronna McDaniel as a paid political contributor after MSNBC, NBC, and all of us spoke out about the decision. This should’ve never happened in the first place but I am glad they are firing her. This is good news. Never do this again.

The missing men are from El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras & Mexico, and live in Dundalk & Highlandtown. They are in their 30s and 40s, he said, w spouses & children.
All of them came to the city for a better life.
“They are all hard-working, humble men' thebaltimorebanner.com/community/tran…

Just in: 🔥 🧵Sandy Hook families decide to liquidate Alex Jones' assets to settle the $1.5 billion defamation judgments against him.

Glasnost Gone

Come on, New York.

We need to defeat ANOTHER George Santos: Mazi Pilip. 🛑

Help us shrink the House GOP margin even more by electing Tom Suozzi for NY-03!👍

The difference between Biden’s age and Trump’s age is 3 years, 7 months, and 91 felony charges.

BREAKING: President Biden just forcefully demanded Speaker Johnson bring the Foreign Aid package to the House floor. Retweet to ensure the whole country knows Donald Trump, Mike Johnson and Republicans are obstructing American national security interests.

BREAKING: The Biden campaign just released this devastating clip showing Donald Trump slurring his words tonight. Retweet to make sure the whole country sees.