Guy told me he was staring at my chest so he wouldn’t have to make eye contact with people (?)

today in sf

I can’t tell if I have anger issues or if I’m just a woman

Take me back to 2012 where I could go on Omegle and fall in love with a Western European stranger 3 years my senior

Met a couple so hot i was evaluating the etiquette of asking them to be their third

Twitter. Please let this be true

putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is unprecedented levels of divorced

One time I checked his location and he was in Azerbaijan

NPR guest explaining that the Persian people are a proud, ancient culture so they "don't like to be attacked"

thought of a new phrase - “butter from another udder”. still trying to figure out how to work it into conversation

Met a girl so femininely beautiful I started getting gender envy

i was kinda cynical seeing this rn but then thought ‘awwwww she’s so in love that’s so sweet… she’s just happy 😊’ I’ve been thinking about how U can just choose to be happy and view the world with a positive lens. It’s so much more fun this way!!!

If u try to go to a yoga studio that offers anything other than hot yoga, they take you out back and shoot you. They want u to sweat and be miserable

cannot find dress on left and dress on right is $245 (but considering!). Ladies: where can I buy clothes like this ?? (colorful, vibrant, summery)

mahmoud ahmedinejad walks out on stage with an aged but recognisable tupac

what have I done to deserve such a cutie pie mom … “did my wishes worked?” … i love her sooooo much