me after getting three drinks in me and deciding to cause problems

how about, as a society, we start measuring success in happiness rather than dollars!!!!!!!!!

God I know you only give the toughest battles to your strongest warriors but I promise you I ain’t the one homie

PSA for everyone

Kids are fucking hilarious yo😂

do you guys think he bought it?? :-)

texts I never thought I would have to send:

well people, I hate to break it to ya, but hell is about to freeze over. My dad is on tiktok😂

Uh yeah can I get uhhhhg

to all my homies who struggle w mental health, listen to the song “to my younger self” by Britton, and thank me later. Goose bumps every time

is it acceptable for a 25 y.o woman to go get margaritas by herself???? asking for a friend

i can understand why chickens wake up and scream

delivered 2 hours ago and active 6 minutes ago really brings out the Kanye in me

tips for surviving a midlife crisis????

Passing practice boards exam with flying colors = PHAT bowl of chocolate ice cream for dinner

friend Ill be there in 10 minutes are u ready me

honestly 2017 was a great year for me & Kallie was my New Year’s kiss. 10/10 would recommend