Day 🔁: anyone got any leftover mashies they can deliver to me??

Life has come full circle now. 🙏🏼

#goalz

Anybody wanna play car-rock-curb today?

I couldn’t be more proud. Look how well I raised them! #GirlDad

Well, basically I’m a rock. Not a whole lot happens when you’re a rock. Unless someone runs you over. Takers??

Just sitting here freezing my rocks off and remembering the good old days... #FlashbackFriday

Feeling lonely. Anybody wanna come jump on top of me? With their car. Car. CAR.

Only a couple more months until it’s officially car-rock mating season! Who else is excited?!

Know who is immune to pandemic viruses? Rocks. Yes, I win again. 😎

Guys, Its hard to tell you, but the time has come. I’m retiring to Arizona. I really feel like the rock culture there is more conducive to what I’m trying to achieve in life, ya know?

I don’t want to say that since I left Maple, the world has gone to shit....but, since I left Maple, the world has gone to shit. #CurseOfTheMapleRock

Friday! Soooooooooo, what’s everybody’s plans tonight? Oh, just sitting around at home you say? Welcome to my world.

Car vs. power box.* *power box always wins, too. #theme

Feeling strong haunt energy today.

A badass project, give them some love Omaha! I would ive them love by completely ruining their car with an underbody hug, but you guys have pockets for money and stuff, so do thst instead.

Do you even know how many cars I could get with this much snow??! NO ONE would know I was there, lurking.... #sighswistfully

That fresh spring air making me feel a little sumsumthin...

Rock always wins. #rockroadcar

We all just want to feel seen. 🪨