Time to come clean: I am Elon Musk

Can I have an “Amen”?

Hahahaha

As I said. Good luck ward 3. This is not going to go well at all.

Celebrating my fellow sinkholes on Twitter! Sinkhole Bus 14th St Sinkhole BG Sinkhole aol (annika online)🔻 Canal St Sinkhole geminADE The Sinkhole @makecbusweird SINKHOLE | S3 WHEN IT'S GOOD AND READY MuffinPants

It looks like the driver who caused the deadly crash on Rock Creek Parkway the other night, killing three people, and had the $12,300 in outstanding tickets had D.C. tags. Shouldn't some amount of tickets kick a government agency into action?

The Secret Service encountered a toddler along the north fence line of the White House after he briefly entered the grounds, an agency spokesperson says. nbcnews.com/politics/white…

#DEVELOPING: Parking garage collapses in Lower Manhattan; at least three hurt, FDNY officials say 4.nbcny.com/SxnN1dY

Any buddy up there?

Tiber Creek FTW!!

Leaving 14th st!?! Over my dead body.

Cistern is just another name for an elaborate sinkhole

What’s all the ruckus?