I, A High-Profile Democrat, Would Very Much Like It If You Allowed Me to Be Clear Weekly Humorist weeklyhumorist.com/i-a-high-profi…

It’s personal for Lawrence O’Donnell. trib.al/7MpiMhT

Donald Trump is the only living president to not wish Jimmy Carter a happy 100th birthday. trib.al/pdROAO0

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“We went as far as looking up how many votes he got in those impacted areas.” trib.al/f1VbOPV

Music Moments from the Year 2044 Weekly Humorist weeklyhumorist.com/music-moments-…

Alternative Forms of Voter ID for Each State Points in Case pointsincase.com/lists/alternat…

Both Donald Trump and House Speaker Mike Johnson backtracked Thursday, claiming they don’t want to repeal the Affordable Care Act despite past statements to the contrary. trib.al/abiogK9

The former House speaker, who cheated on his first and second wives, preached about honesty on Fox News. thedailybeast.com/newt-gingrich-…

Kamala Harris made a surprise trip to #SNL, appearing in the mirror of Maya Rudolph - who portrays the vice president on the show - to give her a pre-Election Day pep talk trib.al/6XAQ7Sl

Warrior: I Voted in a Middle School Gym During a 6th Grade Basketball Game Points in Case pointsincase.com/articles/warri…

Burrito maker holding the pose like Jordan's Last Shot

Steve Martin jokes that viewers who don't like his 'SNL50' monologue should ask themselves, “When did I abandon joy?” rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m… rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

Tapping the sign

get me to God's country

Country Songwriters Decide to Continue Rhyming ‘Whiskey’ with ‘Frisky’ Until at Least 2047 Robot Butt robotbutt.com/2025/04/01/cou…

“You’ve been making cuts to a lot of the agencies that have open investigations and regulatory battles with your companies. At the same time, you continue to get billions in government contracts... How do you explain that to the American people?” trib.al/xK3Dl31

Some online suggested Donald Trump’s tariff targets were found through a cursory Wikipedia search of the world’s nations, and not much else. To wit: Among the places listed were two uninhabited islands near Antarctica. trib.al/CJGtSjO

The Bandwagon vs. The Showboat Weekly Humorist weeklyhumorist.com/the-bandwagon-…

Alumni Mag Updates from Graduates Who Are Just Chillin' Points in Case pointsincase.com/articles/alumn…