Adolf Hiter: “We must eradicate them all” Shannon Sharpe: “Hehehehe Now Hit you gone get me in trouble now! All this Jew talk come on Hit!”

i love my wife

"yo two-twos my word, fam, Netanyahu is a gerbert and if he ever steps foot in Canada my brampton yutes are gonna rush him, ey."

I could blow my brains out and that could get me to Kendall Campus faster than 107

the dark right wants you to tip your barista 20% instead of looking dead in their face tapping that no tip button

I quote the tweet everytime bro

#pedropascal visited me in my dream and told me he is a zionist

gay ppl believe in love too much, that man with dingleberry aint gonna save you if he can’t save his #butthole

pulled up to rhe boombox with rick and morty jeans

Being deathly anxious about not having enough in my savings account in my mid 20s

AUSTIN REAVES WITH A CAREER-HIGH 51 PTS 🤯 COOKED THE KINGS WITH NO LUKA OR LEBRON 😤

they paid sm money for the new transit system in miami. first day, the bus is running late, you can’t make this shit up

HOW DOES THE BUS HAVE TRAFFIC IN THE BUS ONLY LANE, FUCK EVERYTHING, JUST FUCKING LET BABY MURDERERS CAUSE TRAFFIC ON THE BUS LANE

why do i have to say bye first #noticing

charile fart

Oh my god bruh

#StrangerThings5

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!