There is no worse airport in the US than #AUS. Apparently officials are more interested in it being weird than they are it being functional, friendly, clean or efficient #austin #airports #travel

Memo to self: don’t fly Southwest Airlines again this year unless you’re interested in seeing incompetence in action

I just got a knife in the mail anonymously. And I don’t know whether to be terrified that I have an unidentified enemy or annoyed that Amazon is highly incompetent

I really want to write the script where Misty from Yellowjackets and Joe from YOU date. Can you imagine the shenanigans? #you #yellowjackets #tvwriter

With a Performer of the Week Honorable Mention to #SweetMagnolias' Chris Medlin tvline.com/2022/02/05/sam…

Trigger warning: BETTER NATE THAN EVER is pro WICKED. This trigger warning might not apply to anyone besides me but it is absolutely necessary.

Am I the only person who watched EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce waiting for Jobu Tupaki to tell Evelyn to #BeMoreChill

Not me in the back of an #Uber putting together a list of enemies I want called out at my funeral. In case I don’t make it out alive.

Is AAA Travel more incompetent than U.S. Postal Service? My experience this morning sure indicates they want to be

This fall, I will support whatever candidates make it a felony to stand still on the left side of the escalator

Do we think every time Idris Elba had to get aggressive with a lion in #BeastMovie, the director just told him to think of the big cat as a leftover from CATS?

If 2022 exists only to officially see #racheldratch become a stage actress, I’m here for it.

.Everything is bad, #TicketToParadise is the most fun I had in a movie theatre all year

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/01/24… Are we sure Oprah isn’t behind this? “You get classified documents!” “You get classified documents!” “You get classified documents!”

You haven’t lived till you experience Heather Headley leading Carnegie Hall in a song-along of “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”

My barometer for worst show ever to be on Broadway is completely being rewritten tonight. COMPLETELY.

What savage wants cream on both sides of the wafers?!? 4. 🥛 Twisting Oreos for science axios.com/newsletters/ax… #axiospm

Stereophonic allegedly not performing at the Tonys is going to be my villain origin story

That feeling when you go into a movie not really knowing anything about it and then halfway through, you ask yourself, “Do I have a new favorite movie?” #ghostlight

Overheard Romeo and Juliet: This makes clear how heavily [Lloyd] leaned on Chastain #theatertea