A spokesperson for Mr Murphy said - "Eh...we're still trying...hoping..to find out what gender, if any, the poor babies are. The far right also..eh... pulled the plugs on all the ones in the incubators, and used weapons of mass destruction on the babies in the creche..."

"Genderless far-right thugs...babies in incubators...weapons of mass destruction..."

RIP New York 😪. Nice knowing ya, buddy... 🙏

A spokesperson for Minister Byrne said - "We have no objection to actually BEING the easiest place in the world to get into, we just don't want to be seen to be BOASTING about it. Sure we're far too modest for that carry-on, so we are...!"

Mr Hassan's Free Legal Aid solicitor said - "Your Honour, my client was told he will have to work to pay his own way and to contribute to pension payments for elderly people. In his country, such elderly people are done away with, to save on pension payments..."

"T'was the far-right who tried to burn the babies...!!" That's what the politicians and the media have been claiming...until now! The building is linked to an organised criminal gang, who are paid by another organised criminal gang (in Kildare Street, Dublin)...

Isn't this a pitiful place for your reasoning to be? That you have surrounded yourself with other people who are equally ashamed of their own culture and heritage that you, and those people, reinforce each others embarrassment at being born white? As I said - pitiful...

For the purpose of clarification, please note that 'Kerry Man' is a town in Poland which shares a border with the county of Kerry in Ireland...

A spokesperson for Mr Oshodin addressed the media after the trial - "My client robbed from Irish taxpayers for, as he said, "the right reason". That is, because he would otherwise have had to work for a living and he is Nigerian, so that was never an option..."

'Work or rob? Rob it is...'

A spokesperson for M/s Shaikh said - "We are not only permitted to...err...be economical...with the truth but, to further the aims of Mohammad, we are obliged to do so. Allah Akbar!!"

The Irishman from Africa addressed the judge - "I don’t understand. I wore no clothes, leave no dna. My driver for quick getaway was outside, guarding the getaway car. But still I was caught. It was cry 😢 for help. I need a smoke break, your Worship..."

OMG! The indignity of it. Imagine having to EXPLAIN why it is that you MUST have your own Glam Team on site at all times 😯? I mean...really!...seriously?!! Hair, make-up, nails, personal wardrobe people etc - this IS the 21st Century, isn't it?! 😮 x.com/EndWokeness/st…

The Ukranian group admin said - "У мене руде волосся, Connor? U mene rýde volossya, rudovólosyi, рудоволоса, ARP...?! You with red hair, not Ukrainian. Don't care, you give me ARP monies, I need the monies to...err..feed my pet 🐶 dogs..."

"More help on offer...fishing for opportunities...they can go home..." - a Ukrainian 'refugee' in this State, speaking to State-sponsored 'Newstalk Radio' about other Ukrainians in this State. Scammers admitting that it's a scam...

A spokesperson for Mr O'Gorman said - "Yes indeed, we'll be making BIG changes. Why, even as I speak, Roderic is working on a leaflet in eight languages guaranteeing own-key accommodation within FIVE months, not four! That'll teach 'em, for sure...eh..lessons will be learned.."

A spokesperson for the Office of Public Works (OPW) said - "After intensive investigations, we can confirm that the bad odour is not coming from decomposed brown envelopes left under or around the shed, as all of those were collected on day one..."

A State taxpayer-funded (GO)NGO agency is suing State taxpayers because vagrants who came here - invited by Leinster House politicians to do so - weren't gifted taxpayer-funded accommodation. "It's mad, Ted, isn't it...?!" 🤯

A new broker started in our firm today, Monday 10th November 2025, working with us in the Foreign Desk Department. Nice man, mid-20's, not married, polite, well-mannered. Myself and the other girls went out at lunch time and got him a little 'Welcome Aboard' present... 😳💃😉