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I feel like the “before” in infomercials would be the perfect job for me. As I wouldn’t even have to act..

I don’t care if my children wear $50 brand name t-shirts I care that they are kind and compassionate individuals #priorities

My 9yo son asked me if I was born on a highway. I asked why? And he says that's where most accidents happen. #savage #funny

Hello my familiar #depression spiral only made even worse by the #guilt I have over feelings of not having anything to be depressed about 🙄

Please stop telling women they look great when they lose weight - I barely ate in months due to depression and lost 40 lbs. Lets make you look happy, healthy, confident, radiant, etc. a compliment instead of weight loss. #BodyPositivity #depression

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Let my kids watch The Big Bang Theory - so I got to explain what a hooker and prostitute was to my 9 yo son me: It's when a man pays a women to go on a date with him... 9 yo: and they also have S-E-X (yes he actually spelt it) Me: Yeah....

My son woke up crying he had a dry mouth and canker. Gave him water which apparently “made it worse”. In summary he had two gingerales for breakfast - kid knows how to work the system.

Just realized that #Divergent books and movies are short form for #Neurodivergent

#Lucifer went to hell and back for Chloe and I can’t even find a man who would go to #IDA for me 😒

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I feel like none of you can remeber listening to #catstevens on 8track in your fake woodpanneled station wagon