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‘I’ve called a general election by mistake’

Somebody let Larry in

After years of scandal, squander and sleaze, of failure, falsehoods and falling living standards, now at long last the public will get the chance to call time on this Government.

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Things can only get better 🤣🤣
#FuckOffSunak

Is this your sanderling?

Cause and effect

Now that, ladies and gentlemen (undead or otherwise), is service.
Two #Discworld T-shirts ordered via clacks on Thursday afternoon, and delivered by stagecoach by Saturday morning.
A dash will very much be cut amongst jealous bystanders.
Thank you Discworld Emporium

Now then...
Just the three ex-Champion Beers Of Britain on tap at The Crown Horsell today
Surrey Hills Brewery Shere Drop best bitter
Woodforde's Brewery Wherry Amber ale
Triple fff Brewery Alton's Pride best bitter
...plus three Thurstons Brewery gems
You lucky people 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

'Can any of you drive a train?'

Rejoice! Rejoice!
The When Saturday Comes Euro 24 poster has arrived and is up in the hallway before Mrs H has noticed.
Rejoice I say!
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'There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets...'

What is this witchcraft? Thurstons Brewery has launched a lager. Just the 4.7%...
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A lass at work has left her motivational water bottle next to my desk. Itching to adapt 8pm to Finally In The Pub.

Oh do please fuck off back to Conservative HQ Laura

Now playing...
Ian Gillan Band 'Child In Time' (1976)
...and we hope you like our new direction

Dear BBC News (UK)
Two of these are news stories, three of them are not. Please sort yourselves out.
Thank you

Don't talk to me about Wordle 1,054 - three goes to guess a regular starting word ffs

3/6

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🇬🇧 After 14 years of rule, we have a message to the Conservatives on behalf of the British people.

#ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

Well now Ireland, we've come a long way from Dana haven't we
#Eurovision2024