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Unai Emery to be the next #Liverpool manager. You heard it here first. #LFC

🇮🇹 The best midfielder in Serie A is a Scot! Lewis Ferguson has landed the Premio Bulgarelli Number 8 award for a stunning season with Bologna 👏 The gong is given out each year to the outstanding midfield player in the Italian top flight 💪

Alan Smith on #SkySports, 'Im not sure what #Onana was doing there. The shot ends up in the middle of the goal!' 4-0! Terrible keeper. Not helped by #Casemiro. #CRYMUN

Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm already looking forward to the news of #PeterDrury's retirement from #SkySports. I detest his stupid #alliterations and the general dross he splaffs. #MUNARS

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm already looking forward to the news of #PeterDrury's retirement from #SkySports. I detest his stupid #alliterations and the general dross he splaffs. #TOTMCI

Chuck these slugs into the salty sea.

The annoying darts commentator, #PaulNicholson, sounds like Ollie Plimsolls from Legs Akimbo. #PDC #ET7

"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."

the only 10/10 performances in football. a thread

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm already looking forward to the news of #PeterDrury's retirement from #SkySports. I detest his stupid #alliterations and the general dross he splaffs. #CHEMCI

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm already looking forward to the news of #PeterDrury's retirement from #SkySports. I detest his stupid #alliterations and the general dross he splaffs. #LIVBRE

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm already looking forward to the news of #PeterDrury's retirement from #ITVX darts. I detest his stupid #alliterations and the general dross he splaffs. #ITVDARTS

What's your favourite World Cup logo?

Players you know will miss when they are one-on-one with the keeper. 1. Timo Werner - #Spurs 2. Mykhailo Mudryk - #Chelsea 3. Adam Traoré - #Fulham 4. Kai Havertz - #Arsenal Anyone else?

#SaveThePeoplesStory Update🧵 From next week there’ll be campaign changes. We are not only protesting the closure. We are going to win the reopening of #Edinburgh’s working class history museum on a sustainable basis. We’re building a campaign architecture to achieve that goal.

Someone at BBC Sport needs to tell Alex Scott MBE that she doesn't need to take the bin out until Monday morning. #BBCFootball #WSL    #ARSCHE #BinDay

RIP Alex Salmond.

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm already looking forward to the news of #PeterDrury's retirement from #SkySports. I detest his stupid #alliterations and the general dross he splaffs. #LIVCHE #PromptParity