Your outtie is very generous. Just this week, your outtie donated 70% of their portfolio to a struggling Latin American country named Argentina.

Great news! After years of litigation, millions of your taxpayer dollars spent, and irreparable harm done to the country, we reached an agreement with SEC staff to dismiss their litigation against Coinbase. Once approved by the Commission (which we're told to expect next week)

if you're into losing money pivot into making money

You can't spell million without a couple L's. Keep pushing.

Iconic Chargers Photos in Studio Ghibli Art Style. A thread 🧵:

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ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER IN NHL HISTORY! 🚨🚨🚨 #Gr8ness

The Great 8. #Gr8ness

me giving my dog a bath

Stoked to get a physical book! ⁦Sound of Fractures⁩

We got a new Pope

ja did not wanna be on camera so they just switched angles lol

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GM and welcome to another week. Opportunity.

BIG TARRIF is what we calling him right?

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QJ on his flow

This is the hardest dap up I’ve ever seen Little guy said PUT ‘ER THERE BIG MAN