“Prompt skill issue” is like the secular version of “You haven’t opened your heart to Jesus enough.”

I wonder if they give us August this year

What if they develop a GLP-like drug for intelligence? People invariably obsess with Limitless, but I’m thinking more like one that gets all the morons to 1950s level of US American intellect.

Trad guys whose brains are fried fall for Fed/inflation doomerism. Tech guys whose brains are fried fall for AI doomerism. Doomerism is like the Book of Revelations except skipping the whole redemption part.

Picture some old guy on the corner of Canal and Broadway screaming about the End Times. Same level of psychosis.

AI chat apps are successful at frying brains because ppl become more excited at their function rather than what they say. It’s like when a hot girl tells an autistic guy he’s creepy, and he’s just happy she spoke to him at all.

Post GFC, govt altered the social contract from free mkts to vol suppression. Cohen case put the nail in the MNPI coffin. That coupled with compliance paranoia led to structural crowding, which now takes the form of momo babysitting. Main Q is what’s the next evolutionary step.

Bankers don’t know how to price IPOs and mgmt gets screwed Bankers price IPOs to perfection and normal people can’t make money in public markets anymore I like how they pick and choose the argument depending on whatever they’re upset about or shilling that day

Sleepmaxxing, sleep patches. You can truly sell anything in America. Thinking about selling patches that make you luckier when you gamble. Part of the Luckmaxxing meta trend.

When your CEO gets assassinated, you raise prices. This is like when you fire employees, the stock goes up. Labor never had a chance.

And the other jugular kid took out “The revolution will not be centralized” from his bio. I feel my lip quivering, a slight sting in my eyes. They’re growing up.

Too dumb to work at a hedge fund, too scammy to work in equity research, but you got some provocative tweets about gambling to avoid poverty? Well, you’ll fit in right here, son. Welcome to our digital penny stock boutique.

Tom Lee having as much charisma as a dismembered penis (which is still somehow more than Joe Lubin) says what we’ve always known. You can be the least appealing cheerleader at the game, and drunk mouthbreathers will still ogle you.

My eyes glazed over if I needed to look at a pitch slideshow, but what got you seat is if you could coherently answer these Qs: Long or short, why, why now, how much, why not more, what if you’re wrong, what specifically needs to change for you to flip and take the other side