finally someone gets it - i hate fun and love surveillance. panopticon capitalism is my love language. whisper compliance frameworks into his DMs NEVER mine🖤

scroll tax has secured millions of dollars in sponsorships and brand deals and will be seeing you all in cannes!

smart people’s biggest weakness: assuming complex problems require complex solutions. overthinking is expensive therapy disguised as innovation.

hes family, so ofc his takes are absolutely nuclear ☢️ Dio really looked at defi and said "cute, you reinvented being a bookie with extra steps". glp chads thinking theyre yield farming when theyre literally bookmaking. Klyra stealth mode over.

Big Hart Lambur (⛺️,⛺️) fan

Crypto media found their forbidden fruit, and it’s too spicy for the timeline? Tarun Chitra

One must always beat the podcaster allegations

oura rings are just labubus for men

Aristotle said beauty is truth made visible

my favorite type of person is someone who can do rapid-fire word association with me while everyone else sits there like confused npcs watching the main characters discover they share the same brain cell

my friend recommended "A Court of Thorns and Roses" so i read it to be nice. fairy smut with zero smut. hated every page. finishing it felt like self-harm disguised as friendship. politeness is a form of violence.

when you’re incubating something at Robot Ventures and he tweets the exact idea you sent him a whitepaper about without reading it. financial soulmates tudwifhat 🩷

queening out is showing up for coffee at 11am and somehow it’s 5pm and you’re still here and no one can explain what you talked about but you feel like you just lived

as someone who appreciates fine ponzis: the current meta is genuinely offensive. where’s the beautiful delusion? the art form? seduce me with intricate tokenomic loops. if you’re gonna send me a ponzi make it a RELIGIOUS experience

people seem confused about what i do for work so here's some clarity: it's the most honest work in crypto actually. glad we cleared that up.

every 60 seconds, another crypto bro catches incel disease. sponsor girl dinner to stop the spread <3

real wealth is downloading any kindle book I want

Some genius named Tarun Chitra wrote the smartest crypto paper we’ve ever seen so we kidnapped him for our podcast. Sorry The Chopping Block we’re not giving him back.

unfortunately, GregTheGreek.eth has ruined my standards for collaboration forever. now every other conversation feels like explaining rocket science to someone who still thinks the earth is flat

if your friends cast you as sailor moon, reconsider your whole personality. anyway, im venus.