i am normal and can be trusted with network decryption keys

wagmi crew are in for surprises

i don’t know anything about ordinals and don’t have a horse in this race, but a 1 minute research on X tells me nodemonkeys are going to zero

gm, shabbat shalom

wait there was a literal bladee concert at the wif event and ct is making fun of it? mfs can’t live without edm and gogo girls with cringe text signs?

nobody:

netflix: let’s split one chinese man into a japanese woman, a latina and a black man and call that a 3 body problem

i’m just gonna say it, paying with a credit card online is a lot less convenient than using a crypto wallet

good start
it feels like miladys are underrepresented in airdrops even though they contribute the most value to actual non-wagmi culture and non-web3 technology

i’m going to prison. goodbye.

this may be my last tweet: there aren’t any girls here
i “met” every ct “girl” and it was actually two or more men meeting and bringing their “models”
most girls don’t even speak english, we just sit there awkwardly while men discuss crypto
it’s a trafficking cabal out there
help

to demonstrate how BULLISH i am on the RWA narrative, i just sold all my crypto for real world assets

they really named the company standard & poor

ngl if some food has a (V) badge on the menu i just skip it, like i love kimchi rice which is technically vegan, but if something openly identifies as 'vegan' i just can't respect it

normoids on here thinking “weirdo” is offensive will never cease to amaze me
weirdos always defeat the cool kids in movies
whole industry was built by weirdos starting from alan turing
y’all tourists here

“ask me anything about bitcoin”

sure: why are you single?