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When Elon Musk ?

Tesla Owners Silicon Valley Maybe next year

Doge on the moon is inevitable 🤣

Over 330,000 Federal employees have been fired, resigned, or retired last year and were not replaced. The Federal workforce is now at its lowest level since 1966.

Christian Heiens 🏛 Department of Government Efficiency

I think its over for #btc dominance

NEW: Major investigation dropping February 26 on one of crypto’s most profitable businesses where multiple employees abused internal data to insider trade over a prolonged period of time.

2022: Jane Street built a rep around the ‘10am slam’ hitting crypto at the exact window where liquidity thins out. They’re now getting sued for the UST collapse with an $85M dump minutes after Terraform drained the pool. 2026: BTC is getting hit at exactly 8pm two nights in a

Too fast. Too furious.

You know what SBF, the Terra lawsuit, and $400M in stolen customer funds all have in common? Jane Street —SBF: Jane Street trader —Caroline Ellison: Jane Street trader —Gabe Bankman-Fried: Jane Street trader (later ran SBF’s political dark money) —Lily Zhang: Jane Street trader

Jane Street made $10 billion in trading revenue in a single quarter. For scale reference- thats more than Goldman, JP Morgan, Citi, or Bank of America managed in the same period They got banned from India’s stock market last year for manipulating a national index. They seized

Jane Street has also been buying $MSTR aggressively. Everyone is reading this as bullish. It’s not. This is convertible bond arbitrage; a structure that profits from the premium collapsing. The premium is how much more $MSTR trades above the value of the $BTC it holds.

Jane Street’s founder accidentally wired $7M for AK-47s, Stinger missiles and RPGs to overthrow the South Sudan government. He said he thought it was humanitarian aid. The coup plotter told federal agents his money made the whole thing possible. No charges. Back to trading.

Jane Street becomes the #1 holder of SLV right before CME halts the entire metals market. Nothing to see here.

1/ Meet BROOX (Broox Bauer), one of the multiple Axiom employees allegedly abusing the lack of access controls for internal tools to lookup sensitive user details to insider trade by tracking private wallet activity since early 2025.

Where price discovery happens when TradExchanges sleep. Hyperliquid $HYPE to $150

Unfortunately, I had to leave Dubai for Europe a week ago — so I’m not only missing the free fireworks from Iran, but also exposing myself to greater risk. Given Europe’s crime rates, Dubai is statistically safer even with missiles flying. Can’t wait to be back.