Wow I have been off Twitter for 14 months and I have about 18 months of shitposting to catch up on

I remember that wearing a tan suit counted as a political controversy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Ob…

I mentioned those drum covers earlier... I am challenging myself to listen to a song once off camera, then playing it on drums. Whatever comes out on the first take ends up on YouTube. I think that "happy" is the best one so far youtube.com/playlist?list=…

I totally dig my new gig and my co-workers. Everyone is super helpful, eager, and hungry for high quality security research

Free Gaza from Hamas. Free Israel from Netanyahu. Free Ukraine from Russia. Free America from Trump. Pass it on.

Recruiters on LinkedIn who use the term "spearheaded" to describe things that their candidate that no one asked about did in the past. Eew.

A random AI generated person that kinda looks like me (albeit with a normally sized nose). Freaky.

Omri Segev Moyal You should be cancelled like a secure design meeting at fortinet

מלחמה. היום ה-149

Imagine being that much of a narcissist vulture.com/article/victor…

pure-eval is a brilliant name for a python package pypi.org/project/pure-e…

Broke rapist drug addict mumbles incomprehensibly after getting dragged for $600 million in the Court. 91 felony counts pending. 50 year history of working with Russian intelligence and organized crime. Most compromised man in the history of the world. Yet, here we are. Surreal.

I recrded a one take drum cover for "All my life" by the Foo fighters yesterday youtu.be/gLpUQOhhgFU?si…

אני כותב את המשפט הבא בעברית שיהיה ברור לכל. האיראנים וגרורותיהם במרחק החלטה בלבד מהתקפת סייבר שתפגע קשות במשק. תעשו עם זה מה שאתם רוצים, אני לא מצליח להגיע לדרג שיבין שצריך לפעול דחוף ורוחבי.

Fascinating paper about #eBPF based attacks on the cloud: Cross Container Attacks: The Bewildered eBPF on Clouds usenix.org/system/files/u… #linux #cloud #cloudsecurity

Just uploaded a new one take drum cover: Stone temple pilots - Wicked garden (one take drum cover) youtube.com/watch?v=jdSY66… #drums #DrumCover

I'm having the same epiphany. The ideology that has converted American progressivism into rabid, terrorist supporting scum needs to die an immediate and very definite death. This has now become the most pressing concern, politically speaking.

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Breaking my twitter silence to post this photo of roi kais • روعي كايس • רועי קייס taking a break from reporting the Israel/Hizballah skirmish to play adult mini golf

Hi Carhartt what is the best way to reach someone from your brand protection team? You filed a bogus complaint on Instagram against a small business in Vermont (mahshu clothing store) that's going to close because of it