Hearing rumors..... that everythings going to be ok

monad mainnet coming tomorrow 😲

what is the difference between people who use 😮 and people who use 😲 ?

i don’t cum on this website for charitable purposes. that’s what the sperm bank is for

hyper-gambling has become peak performative male behavior + so normie/slop coded. pivot to long term plotting, positions built over millennia , 5-dimensional temporal maneuvers , ender’s game-esque levels of deception and manipulation that climax in dynastic conquest

pictured: u dumb motherfuckers keep trying to eat the book

🎢 ride in the 🏎️💨 lane got the 🏠⬇️ 💋 me hard in the 🌧️ u got the 🍬👀 💖 & 🪙⛓️ 💵💎 babe whip it out, like I’m 🔥🛢️💥

y’all mind if a white boy speak a little DeepSeek-R1-Distill-Qwen-32B-Q4_K_M reasoning trace?

i used to be very mad at the kyberswap hacker until i learned that he “did it all for the nookie”

napoleon bonaparte wrote his wife telling her not to bathe because he’d be home in 3 days. that type of deviance makes me think he was the first real eater out there

a specific type of dude who does swe only using the auto model in cursor but spends his evenings shoving those little menthol camel crush balls into his urethra, then squeezing his dick very hard so that they all burst at once and he passes out from the cooling sensation

buy your wife a birkin and she will be happy for a week teach your wife how to steal credit cards online so she can buy her own birkins and you’ll be able to play fortnite with your bros uninterrupted for 15 years while she sits in federal prison for committing wire fraud

how is it surprising to anyone that you get a way better finetune when the base model is a chinese tiger mom

guy who still trenches on sol: “we should absolutely still be in afghanistan/ETH mainnet. i have no idea why we even left”

it pisses me off that every block in nyc smells more like weed than anywhere in california

i’ve switch over from taking tylenol orally to taking it rectally because i don’t want my children to have autism but i’m okay with a little bit of asperger’s

entering my harkonnen era

im finna shit 😰