You woke up to another day, thriving on planet earth with infinite potential. this is my gift to you.

$DIESEL Claim Page LIVE (view-only) We’re giving away 125,000 $DIESEL — 33.33% of the Oyl Corp premine — to kick off rewards for early believers & builders. $DIESEL is the genesis Alkane (2:0), the first smart contract asset on Bitcoin, and the only token deployed by the

$diesel allocation is perfect. If you disagree, you were just late. Good news, you’re early for season 2! 👀

Are you doing your duty and climbing the FattyIndex rn?

When the $diesel bot owner finally confesses FattyIndex

DIESEL minting is now open for everyone 🚀 ordiscan.com/alkane/DIESEL/…

Diesel is now for everyone

🍟 NEW UPDATE The community is the control layer, we build accordingly. Boost Mechanics ▪️ Hold $FARTANE, $BBALLS, or $DIESEL ▪️ Sell = Boost removed ▪️ Must be authenticated with Oyl | Building Alkanes ▪️ Up to 875 Boost Points (more tokens & activities soon🍔) Stay fatty!

$DIESEL Mining: New Distribution Model The recent upgrade changes rewards from "winner-takes-all" to equal share per block All mint() calls in the same block split rewards equally Protocol takes a share equal to BTC fees paid that block (max 50%) Rewards follow Bitcoin’s

Step 1: Ingest $diesel Step 2: Hold in your #fartane(It’s polite) Step 3: Hold Fatty’s $BBALLS Step 4: Climb the FattyIndex Step 5: Profit

Building Alkanes is the process of writing code, most often alone. Typically, you’re creating something that doesn’t exist anywhere else, suffering, iterating, deploying and repeating the cycle, until you forget what sunlight looks like.

Upcoming BBALLS Space Full of my milky quantum alkanes nectar! x.com/i/spaces/1YqKD…

Airdrops are sick. What if we did an airdrop every block, and it’s split between everyone who does an alkane txn and attaches a little protostone. That’s crazy right? Happens every block with $DIESEL live now.

Not financial advice… but you might leave this Space a little richer in mind (and maybe wallet) $BBALLS $BTC

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How much will it cost in Diesel? ANTPOOL MARA zk-🦈 x.com/Fartanium/stat…

Yes, the rumors are true. The SUBFROST Layer-0 is a fully programmable runtime that can be applied to use cases such as wrapping BRC-20, Runes, and Rare Sats for utilization across a diverse ecosystem of metaprotocols. Interoperability = Good. frBTC to mainnet first ❄️

someone just reached out to me to inform me they are monitoring the situation and are building a hardware DIESEL miner

GM Fatties. Hold 1M+ $BBALLS = GTD for the genesis NFT drop. You gotta hold during mint to be eligible. Top stackers at FluidTokens on Bitcoin get the real juice. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.👀 Stay Fatty!