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This isn’t branding. It’s operational history. We carry it forward.

Use Groom Lake and conduct background checks on all founders like we do at Asymmetric

Monday reminder: 95% of all crypto breaches stem from human error.

Been getting a lot of DMs about Groom Lake involvement in the Movement investigation. What's more important is to understand what we do for protocols when things go sideways - and how we prevent it. 🧵

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The fall is real: $2.3B hacked in 2025. Crypto kidnappings. Social engineering on the rise. Groom Lake is crypto’s silent guardian - embedded in your operations, eliminating threats before they escalate. When breaches hit, we mobilize: forensic response, legal coordination, and

Pig Butchering Scams: $9.9B Vanished in 2024 The most brutal con in crypto isn’t a hack - it’s human manipulation. Here’s how it works, why it’s exploding, and how to stay safe. 🧵1/11

No missiles. No drones. Just deep learning and a little misdirection. The breach was precise. You clicked. You confirmed. And the rest was already written. This is how crypto is lost: in moments that feel normal. This is crypto’s forever war.

As someone who advises crypto teams on hiring and onboarding, I’m alarmed: North Korean operatives are using stolen U.S. identities to infiltrate Crypto firms- fuelling billions in hacks. They pose as remote IT hires to siphon data and funds. Here are what people miss... 🧵

Crypto spends billions on prevention. But when the breach is real- there’s no one to respond. No arrests. No recovery. No action in the physical world. Groom Lake is what the industry is missing.

There’s been a significant rise in threat actors using deepfakes to impersonate legitimate people and secure remote jobs. Yes, this is me in the video. A detailed thread is coming soon, with Nick O’Neill as an example.

This is insanely common, especially in our industry. But, I have a solution… Groom Lake

Groom Lake operatives work as scientists, support staff, engineers, economists, linguists, mathematicians, secretaries, accountants, inventors, cartographers, architects, psychologists, editors, graphic designers, auto mechanics, historians, museum curators, & more!

The paradox.

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." - Thomas Jefferson

Friendly reminder: geography is just a suggestion. 55+ operations worldwide. Anywhere. Anytime. 24 hours.

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