Let's start the Christmas discourse 🎄

i realised americans were dramatics the day i found out 200lb is just 90kg

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation." I don't know what Agile means. Nobody does. That's why it works. I make $425,000 a year. To move sticky notes. From left to right. On a board. The board is digital now. The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.

Android Reverse Engineering Notes notion.so/Reverse-Engine…

Easily the most mental thing I’ve ever seen any official government social media account of any country in the world post.

s’il avait pas tenu à manger des légumes en lieu et place d’une bonne chimio je serai pas renvoyé à l’app store à chaque fois que j’appuie sur “open in app”

I own 25,000 vending machines They pay me $10 million a month And it only takes 20 minutes a month to manage it all The secret? Learning to lie about your income on the internet My course will teach you how

Never deleting this app.

hungry ghost trapped in a jar

he hates ai? oh he’s claudestrophobic

Next iteration of the Vibe Coder's Keyboard - now with Voice Mode!

HandsomeH. Another great quote of his:

اسماء ولادي : يزن ياسمين ليلث

This absolute madman used the Battery API to build an archery game where your USB cable is the controller (developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web…)

You are tapping into forces you know not the power of.

Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it Alien vs. Predator!