To my handful of non-bot followers, IF $ETH hits ATH by the end of April 2025, I'll give away a full $BTC to one of my followers, no joke, BUT $ETH can't go below $1725 or all bets are off 😂

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, I don't care where the fuck the duck came from! If I'm in the market for a duck, I'm buying the cheapest fucking duck I can find...

Oh shit.... $ETH is on the move...

Coinciding with the Fed's FOMC Meeting... If the numbers are good, $ETH may finally show some life

Considering the Stock Market is at an 8 right now, not too shabby... #AlwaysBullish

How is that not bullish?!? $ETH is at the bottom and the whales know it...

THIS WHALE KNOWS HOW TO HODL!!! 0xeadc152AC1014acE57C6b353F89adF5FaFfE9D55 is currently $12M in the hole on Hyperliquid, on the brink of liquidation and is still holding with iron fists! Token | Amount | Entry$ $ETH 10K+

FEAR/GREED Index Comparison December 2022 Stock Market: 5 Crypto Market: 20s $BTC price $17K April 2024 Stock Market: 4 Crypto Market: 20s $BTC has never come close to $17K since... In fact, it was the start of a bull run

$38M $ETH Short, ready for liquidation at $1492. Who's with me??? 😂 hypurrscan.io/address/0xbb87…

If a developer randomly get's asked "Do you have a bounty program?", the answer is ALWAYS YES! Replying with "not at the moment" is literally the stupidest reply they can give... I wouldn't be asking if there wasn't already a problem, and I'm sure in hell not wasting my time

#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice At what point do military personnel take their oath seriously? To "support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic".

🤣😂 Do they honestly believe their leadership has anything to do with the success cryptocurrency? How many governance tokens have they bought?

When the developers of a chain do this, they don't deserve to be in this space... How are you going to sell over 10% of the circulating supply and expect your users to trust you NOWChain mobiNODE📱 ???

Don't know whether to use this beauty or put it on the mantle 🤩 4% cashback in $BTC sounds good, but this design is brilliant! @Coinbase might need to send me a duplicate 😂

The more $BTC drops, the more cash back I get from using my Coinbase 🛡️ card... I not complaining 😅

When you ask Grok for city code references, he goes the extra mile... Sort of... Completely serious conversation and he randomly spits out fake names and numbers to sound cool 😂