You have a bullet hole anywhere, you're taking a head to toe trip through the donut of truth.

GM Marines are basically 40k Orks

My magical box of "Hey how did you get in here?"

Those videos are the... Cream de la cream

When we see "Foreign Object" pop up on the triage board.

Me thinking about the hours and hours of bullshit, rushed, death by powerpoint presentations I am going to have to sit through for the DEA, Hospital, Staffing Agency, Certifying Agency, and State Licensing Authority. And none of them will transfer between the others.

GM This flu season has been kicking our asses in the ER, but I'm off until after Christmas, and all the wrapping is done.

Taps the sign

If someone came into the ER with this complaint and then did this, I wouldn't even be mad.

Almost every shift this month: What brings you to the ER? "Oh, I've been sick for a week and just want to see if it's the flu so I don't go all over the place and spread it around."

GM

"He's a Marine. He knows what he's doing." The rest of you Army types should remember he said this.

Been busy and away from this hellsite for a bit. Check in to see how the homies are doing and see this... We are so back, LFG!

In just eight days, nearly two hundred thousand NFA forms have been submitted. All of them are from Americans seeking to exercise their constitutional right to own items that have no legitimate justification for federal regulation. They paid a zero dollar tax and were entered

The new 2026 season is a banger.

Once upon a time, in my pre hospital days, at a hotel for a cardiac arrest. Working the patient, another dude steps out of his room: "I'm a physician, how can I help?" What's your specialty? "Endocrinology" CPR certified? "Yes" Push "???" Do compressions or go away...

IYKYK 😬

The multiest of systems trauma. A vehicle going ~24mph has roughly the same kinetic energy as a skydiver falling at terminal velocity.