Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday

We’re literally in a critical thinking crisis.

Whatever you’re going through you still have to wear deodorant

happy girlfriends day to my girls that have always uplifted me, supported, cherished and loved meeee. may our bond last forever and more! my shaylas 🫶🏽💕

manifesting!

Happy National Girlfriend’s Day to my beautiful girlies. Here’s to the declining birth rates🤏🏽🥂🫦

To getting educated, making money and travelling the world 🍾🥂

TikTok adding pictures to the comment section is the best thing ever!! They have me WEAK😭😭

Kehlani come get your Grammy for Folded baby

The fact that life is basically Monday-Sunday on a loop doesn’t sit well with me. We need to redefine the concept of time.

You only give a ring this size when you know you’ve been a criminal

The problem is every medical officer thinks they’re an epidemiologist and people innocently believe them. This man knows nothing about efficacy, effectiveness, pharmacovigilance. This why MBChBs need to normalize going back to school, especially when you plan on talking too much.

If you have the money, pay for the comfort. There’s no award for suffering.

Mission ACCOMPLISHED! It has been 13 years of constant growth.. breaking barriers..amplifying African voices on the biggest stage…going into spaces that would otherwise never be explored. I’m grateful for the opportunity to have worked at the BBC. It’s been transformative.

London people are in serious bondage with London, like a irrational bondage. Move to a nice part of Essex and Kent and you will never want to move back. Every time I go to London I can’t wait to get out.

M&S need to rethink the benefits of having that Sparks card asap because it’s useless.

My idea of love is sooo deep it doesn’t seem realistic 😭

It’s not that Tyla is not likable. It’s the fact that she is African, very proudly African and does not shrink herself to fit it. She doesn’t act grateful for her fame because she knows she is deserving of it. She is a confident, talented African girl and yall hate that.

When you thought you were making a cool new friend then they bring up watoto or phaneroo 😩

Going to do the 12 week year from Sept 1st. All I expect is my faith to get stronger, my waist to disappear and my income to double!