Work Barbie vs show Barbie ✨

when you realize that friendship in your 20s is really about taking the initiative to reach out because you can't bump into people as easily as in high school it makes it all the more sad when people think friendships, unlike romantic relationships, don't require intentionality

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

Dizzy On The Comedown

paramore was right… how the hell did we get here

I can't wait to find out which is which this weekend 🥹

i think a lot of women’s traumatic sexual experiences are related to them agreeing to things because they felt pressured, even if the guy didn’t technically do much to pressure them. i’m not sympathetic to the guys in this situation though, because

most of the time they’re completely aware the women isn’t on board but don’t care as long as she technically says yes

Wait a minute... if I get off on getting you off, and you get off on getting me off, then who's flying the plane?

getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head

me listening to any band in the alternative scene:

At work like nobody knows I got a new piercing today. Nobody knows I was SO brave 😤

My piercings get wilder everytime. Constantly trying to outdo myself. Lobotomy is next ✨🎉

T H I S

Everyone has someone in their life who’s serotonin levels are deeply affected by Dr Pepper.

i hate when my actual job gets in the way of my chosen career (concert-going)

its no way i’m going to spend anymore of my twenties explaining to a grown man how to be a human

Worst finale in tv history

Split dyed hair wins every fucking time. So killer