The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to

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Be the Mets: - Allow a fluke NLCS run to convince you you’re 1 piece away - Spend $765,000,000 to poach “missing piece” Juan Soto from your cross town rival - Immediately miss the playoffs entirely

Don’t even bother watching the Yankees tomorrow dude most obvious 9 scoreless & 21 Ks for Crochet

Max out your credit cards sell your car and dump your life savings on Red Sox ML I promise it’ll be zero sweat at all

To friends and followers of 01Camron, rest now brothers. I have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla.

Cam Schlittler just outmeated “Cy Young” Garrett Crochet

Sox are a fucking horrific ball club so nevermind we back

Cam Schlittler

Only football team that actually plays in the state of New York is pulling for a team from Canada to beat the Yankees

Do you realize how horrible of a quarterback one needs to be for their receivers to be voicing frustration in the midst of a 4-0 start

“Philadelphia Eagles Ohio State Football” in the bio

Paxton Shart the worst QB of all time and the Yankees are about to get swept lmfao PLEASE nuke this shitty ass fucking state I have the misfortune of calling home Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו

Quotes are just JJ McCarthy fanfictions