There is more contact in netball than football these days

I never want to see mark mcguinness in a United shirt again

If mcguinness isn’t gone in January then I won’t go to another game till he’s gone. I’ve played with and played against better at Sunday league and I’m fucking crap at football

Evri get paid extra to leave all parcels in pissing down rain and not think to put it in bin

Get me to Jan so I can have some time off ale

Top men

Never seen Michael Owen play centre half so would have to be him

We are funny haha

Soumare been decent today

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 stranger things 🐐

Cardiff city you horrible cunts!!

Just another jack rodwell. Be at lane back end of his career to pick up a wage

I hope peck and arblaster don’t come out 2nd half. Miles off it

We all going to admit now that peck is just an average footballer?

Oli is ill but he’s shagging my daughter so I have to play him otherwise I won’t hear last of it

Broke a million records in prem they made sure we didn’t forget. But now they’ve been wank and biggest rivals can send them down on their wank season breaking a million records in champ we aren’t allowed to celebrate. Couldn’t make it up 😂

It’s so funny to watch

Roles reversed wonder if they wouldn’t care?

Most ridiculous red card ever. Football is well and truly gone