#NotAFlamethrower acquired. Thanks The Boring Company!

Anyone remember carving 🎃 at Twitter?

Has anyone ever considered using parental controls to restrict parents from watching YouTube?

When your manager asks for an ETA, do you...

Now if we can just get Idris Elba to say something about cancelling the apocalypse. bbc.com/news/uk-politi… #brexit

This has served me well.

I require assistance.

No Band-Aid lasts forever.

Trump had a larger inauguration crowd.

No, but I'm magnetized.

@Nora

Current status

Vive la France! 😄

Ah, classic Nintendo bait and switch strategy.

2010: You're holding it wrong. 2017: You're facing it wrong. #iPhoneX

If someone could restart the Twitter slack instance that'd be great. Thanks!

Apple Park pscp.tv/w/bNnbkzIyMjM2…

Uber spokesperson: There will come a day where riding in an Uber autonomous vehicle will be safer than walking at night. *pulls person aside, whispers in ear* Uber: Actually that day is already here.