You’re telling me Hazel nut in this coffee?

Breaking: Taco Bell has removed their entire menu and replaced it with kicking you in the dick and putting a DUI checkpoint in their drive-thru lane.

I woke up out of a dead sleep last night and made this.

This line killed me #Debatenight

Tell me this isn't an episode of The Maury Show #Debates2020 #PresidentialDebate2020 #PresidentialDebate

#Debates2020 #PresidentialDebate2020 #PresidentialDebate

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

I found some old video diaries on my computer that I made like 7 years ago. So my evening has consisted of me yelling at a screen saying, "you dumb bitch" and "Oh my god it gets so much worse"

I met some cows today and I really think if everyone just took a moment out of their day to pet some cows the world would be a better place. It made my entire day better.

Hey bert kreischer in 2019 my sister and I had tickets to come see ya... then we got sucked into this philanthropic drunken wormhole. Our logic was what would Bert do? Since then I've always felt it's been right up your alley. #itsforthekids

Our live broadcast schedule for the Bob-O-Link Liquor - Rushville #Dusick750 Morning Show Sat, Jan 16 - 10am EST Sun, Jan 17 - 10am EST You can tune into the show at the following links on Saturday & Sunday twitch.tv/thetunacan79 YouTube.com/elbowsuptv

Want to sponsor a beer(s) in this years #Dusick800? Follow the link 👇🏼 beerforcharity.com/beer-sponsorsh…

For a limited time only, we will have Beer For Charity/Parker Price Miller hoodies available. As you may be aware, our friend Parker was recently diagnosed with lymphoma. The proceeds from sales will be donated to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.

To those who haven’t picked up their BFC/PPM hooded shirt yet, you have until next Sunday (11/14) to get your order in. After sales conclude, shirts will be printed & shipped. You can order yours at BeerForCharity.com. All proceeds go to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.

*New Merch Alert* We now have #Dusick800 shirts and coozies available at BeerForCharity.com. All proceeds from sales benefit the Dave Dusick Foundation Foundation so grab yours today.

Although T-shirt sales have concluded for the #Dusick800, you can still be a part of this great event by donating. All donations benefit Dave Dusick Foundation and Riley Children’s Hospital 🍻 BeerForCharity.com | #ItsForTheKids

Imma tell y’all what’s funny. Trying to be an informed American citizen while running into paywalls on any credible online news source.