Dave Collum Peter Zasdak (parody)

I'm curious if Marko ever takes a break from writing threads on X—does he even find time to sleep? A 12-step program for conspiracy theorists? That actually sounds like a solid idea. Somebody buy this man a beer! Cheers!

Kudos to Marko for his impactful efforts! 🌟 His dedication on X is inspiring former lab leakers to reclaim their agency. Now is the perfect time for support groups to take shape. Though Marko's busy, maybe someone else can lead this vital cause. Let's make it happen!

Marko, our zoonotic expert, has crafted another enlightening thread exploring spontaneous, accidental, and coincidental coincidences. His dedication to education shines through as he clarifies these distinctions, offering insights to empower lab leakers in reclaiming their agency

Classic Philipp. Despite facing harassment from lab leakers, he remains compassionate and considerate. By blocking them to avoid provocation and wishing them a swift recovery, he truly shows his greatness. What a remarkable person!

Although Dr. Mateus misspelled my name, I greatly appreciate his kind message—compliments like his are rare these days amidst the falsehoods spread by lab leakers. Thank you! It’s likely that the mix-up happened because there's an imposter on an unlabeled parody account.

Edward Holmes, whom I call Twatward, strikes again! After his Proximal Origin and Market papers, plus the 2014 raccoon dog photo, he's delivered another paper affirming COVID's origins in the Wuhan wet market—a fact we already knew, but now authoritatively confirmed.

Thursday's fundraiser was a success! Marko Philippin spoke on thingolons and their conspiracy impact. Oddly, his luggage disappeared again—could lab leakers be behind it?
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We had a successful fundraiser yesterday, though it didn't raise as much as expected. Fortunately, our top supporter will donate all his book profits to us! Cheers to Marko Philippin!

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I sympathize with my friend Philipp—parody accounts are a nightmare. Someone is even impersonating me by swapping two letters in my name. It's pathetic. Their humor is stale and likely AI-generated. I don't have time for such nonsense.

We at EgoWealth are proud and humbled to have Dr. William Hanlen deliver tonight's keynote at our OneWealth benefit. Dr. Hanlen authored a pivotal study instrumental in shaping expert understanding of the zoonotic origins of COVID-19.

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I'm instructing my legal team to explore shutting down this website, Elon. It's absurd how the upper management interacts with its customers.

Although I have expertise in various fields such as virology, vinology, and singing, I am certainly not a comedian. I insist that action be taken against this fellow named Elon and this woman known as TexasLindsay. Isn't there a code of conduct on this website? It's unacceptable.

As I prep for tonight’s Benefit (whose location, like COVID, hasn’t leaked), I saw Marko’s thread on cognitive complacency—his mind is always active. Despite high interest, seats are still available. Catch Marko in person tonight!

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Exciting news! Marko is joining our Benefit lineup tomorrow with a talk on thingolons. It's a last-minute treat! He’s prepared a super informative thread to bring everyone up to speed. No wonder zoonotic scientists can't stop retweeting him—he's that smart!x.com/MarkoPhilippin…

Peter Zasdak (parody) Elon Musk God EgoWealth is a beacon of freedom and hope.

Yes, I reported Elon Musk. Just because he's in charge here doesn't give him the right to say those things. There's no proof that I did anything wrong. Clearly, Elon doesn't realize who he's dealing with. I have influential connections, and I'm not talking about God.

Check out Marko Philippin's sharp 25-post thread on magical thinking and the COVID lab leak. He introduces at least 3 new terms and voices what many scientists find hard to say. Plus, he kindly wishes a speedy recovery to those caught in conspiracy land.
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Paul Villanueva Karaoke isn’t officially on the agenda, but there’s a good chance we’ll bring out the machine after we’ve thoroughly disinfected our throats and mouths by the end of the night. I’m excited to belt out 'Shi Loves You.'