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God why are you testing me

“Peak stupid” is a podcast about me, an idiot who has found himself at Urgent Care twice in two months for no reason at all except my own stupidity. Listen wherever you get your podcasts!

if u really wanna april fools go to subway today those guys are fully committed to a joke

Hero.

TRUMP: they’re saying I did a murder GOP: he didn’t do it! TRUMP: I did the murder GOP: i’m sure it was an accident TRUMP: I did it on purpose GOP: sometimes murder is ok? TRUMP: I’m doing more murders GOP: clearly murder is good

56% UNEMPLOYMENT, HUMAN RACE FACES EXTINCTION *DOW AT ALL TIME HIGH*

If you get criticized by Fox News you can be sure you’re doing something right

BREAKING: Starbucks discovers that the summer is hot.

Guys you’ll never believe who I saw today in Williamsburg Chamath Palihapitiya

The only certainties in life are death, taxes, and Ferrari fuckups #DutchGP

Getting to JFK — Car: 135 mins, $197 Subway: 68 mins, $11 *Ok, car will be here in 3*

All this standing is the most work Harris has done since Jan ‘21 #SOTU

Me: *literally standing* Apple Watch: It’s time to stand!

Interesting… Uber appears to remove the “End Membership” option for Uber One the day before the membership renews. Great for (artificial) retention; awful for customer trust

Truth. x.com/newsweek/statu…

😂😂😂 I cannot wait to get to Kiev #UCLFinal x.com/liamfaircioud/…