Seeing as it’s my birthday it’s safe to confess your undying love for me today btw

sexy 🤞🏾

the hottest thing a man can do is have a constant stream of random information and facts to share with you on any incidental subject

kendrick: you're a pedophile
drake: no i'm not
carrie: big is moving to paris

It’s my birthday week it’s illegal to not be in love with me btw

if you think about it we're so close to hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

Teaching my cat to give high fives was one of my most brilliant ideas it is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

Having a birthday in May is so princess of me

The men who are loving this beef need to start watching bravo shows. You can't have all this messy nosy energy pent up you are supposed to let it out slowly via the real housewives

Babe just ignore my deeply concerning tweets I’m really hot

I’m always thinking it never ends

as a girl i always want a new bag & new jewelry

this would fix me