you know something is Going Down when your Shabbat meal is interrupted by two helicopters and an armada of sirens

safe from today's stabbing attack. 😮‍💨

Just sticking my head back in here to say Shabbat Shalom and wish that everyone should have a week as good as mine is going to be =)

:o

reading those midjourney court leaks and thinking about how white collar crime is basically never prosecuted in america so long as you don't say out loud 'i am doing crime, on purpose' and meanwhile new tech guys keep making discords labeled 'crime planning central'

ok that’s cool

oh golly

i bookmark websites with the admirable yet misguided optimism of a squirrel hiding nuts before winter only to forget they even exist come spring

Why did nobody tell me that you can encounter Meloetta in the new Pokémon DLC?!?

I know this is just a bot with bad logic, but there's something extremely funny to me about the idea of someone selling extra jira tickets 😂

This site used to have ads for like Verizon and shit

Dawg they are trying to bring back the Stalinist Doctors plot

Jews: campus antisemitism is exploding. We need help.

Goyim: what if we make it into a partisan spectacle and then fire a university president because of [checks notes] plagiarism

Jews: what?
Goyim:
Jews:
Goyim: Literally none of your problems will be solved
Jews: We got that

This is amazing. White nationalist influencers are sharing one of my better jokes at their expense because they don't realize it's a joke.

yikes

I hate it when I finally work up the energy to call a business and it turns out they’re still closed for another week or two.

there used to be a time where you could see a post on this app that makes you think something like “why are there so many damn bikes in that river” and the very first reply would tell you. now it’s all static

A new year always brings weird unit test failures, but this time we've discovered a unit test that only fails when run on the 1st of January, and since that's a public holiday I'm tempted to leave it broken as a warning to workaholics. 😈