I’ve had a few people over the last year or two (clients and colleagues alike) message me to say I’ve inspired them to try Pilates and I gotta say— that is one of the biggest compliments anyone could pay me and it makes me so happy. My life’s motto is to be a catalyst for

Working up a sweat

I really spend $30/week on this dang juice

this text message could have been a passionate and intimate kiss

Mondays:

Either I need to stop buying clothes or I need a bigger closet… so let the apartment hunt begin!

Getting all dolled up

I know my branding is on point because people will randomly send me a pic of something that has to do with a martini or YSL and say they thought of me :)

I had a dream last night that someone picked me up for a date in a baby blue 1970 Lincoln Continental and when I got in the back seat, the hand cranks for the roll down windows were in the shape of the YSL logo

In the mood to be kissed and licked all over

The King Charles painting reminds me of the painting of Vigo the Carpathian in the original Ghostbusters

Updated my wishlist! 🤍
Link in bio if you want to spoil me

Top 2 reasons why I’m late:
1. Couldn’t decide what to wear
2. Decided to masturbate one more time before leaving the house

You’re my butterfly sugar baby 🦋💘

AI can’t replace your job if it’s illegal 😇

This might be my favorite playlist to date

New playlist just dropped! For your listening pleasure may I present: Accidental 80’s
open.spotify.com/playlist/32PwQ…

This is how I dance but with a little more hip action and I wish people still danced like this. Clubs looked so fun in the 80s and 90s but now all anyone ever does is throw ass