Was never a big fan of Coach but this bag with the cherry charm is doing things for me 🍒

What trouble looks like…

I’ve always wanted to be remembered as being overdressed for every occasion

My favorite thing 🦂

I’ve come to the conclusion that I just cannot run my business solely on my own anymore and I desperately need to hire an assistant

SLUTS
(sexy ladies under tremendous stress)

The left lane is for people who have ticket money! If you don’t, you have at least three other lanes to choose from

El*n M*sk is short for Elongated Muskrat

Don’t let your wife stop you from meeting your mistress

First I need to get married and then divorced and also find a lesbian couple with a baby to come live with me in my Italian villa. Lots to do.

I just want to be Diane Lane in Under The Tuscan Sun when I grow up

What if I started a tennis club for all the LA babes? 🎾

This 🫶🏼

In the past few months I’ve styled 2 shoots for a swer friend, helped another friend re-brand, did an astrology reading for another friend, and most recently crafted an entire workout split and gym routine for another friend. I wear so many hats in this community and I love it

Pre booking required 😘

This post is for the girls! You know how I always tell you guys to get lymphatic drainage massages before a photoshoot? Here’s a before and after of why :)