every time a sapphic couple is hate crimed, PSA tweets start circulating about how bisexuals should shut up & stop trying to insert themselves in the conversation or trying to make everything about them

'it's not stupid if it works', cf.

u guys talk about bi women like one killed ur childhood pet

I am by no means a domestic goddess but managing to wash a Babybel cheese is a new low even for me

This is not romantic, this is not sexy, this is rape.
Stop making dangerous videos like this and promoting it like it's a positive thing.

To make a little wax mouse with??? Obviously

Protip sprinkle mint seeds in the gardens of your enemies and watch chaos unfold for the next 3 years.

Nobody:

Privileged white people attending Coachella every year:

It is my firm belief that these are the greatest two sentences ever written

MS Paint is a game engine

One of the most baffling creative stories of all time is how the ultimate line of Willy Wonka (1971) was written on vacation, over the phone, on a whim at the last fucking minute, while everyone on set waited

Being evil isn’t just for stepmothers anymore, now one of your gay dads can be evil too and I think that’s beautiful

I may not be over 30, but my grandmother’s sister was trans. I learned about her when I was 4 years old, and she had transitioned decades before I was even born. I may not have gotten the chance to meet her, but I do know that she was very known, very heard, and very loved.

also featuring a whole new disgusting level to colonialism that nobody needed

For absolutely no reason at all, here are some examples of transgender and non-binary identities being recognized by ancient cultures around the world.

Regret rate for knee replacement surgery: About 30%

Regret rate for marriage: Over 40%

Regret rate for chemotherapy: About 13%

Regret rate for cosmetic surgery: About 80%

Regret rate for having children: 8%

Regret rate for gender affirming surgery: Less than 1%

John travolta looks like a thumb pretending to be a human

Happy Highest Holiday to the late Magus Anton Szandor LaVey - Founder of Satanism and the Church of Satan.

I am truly grateful that he codified and gave a name to the way I naturally think and behave.
A man of true magical ability!

Hail Anton LaVey!
Hail Satan!
🖤🤘🏻🖤

Just fyi Ukraine has been out of ammunition for months because we’ve stopped sending them aid, and they’ve lost substantial ground and are organizing a mass retreat because they’re outgunned.

Also, Russia has killed over half a million Ukrainians.

But sure, they’re “rich”