Happy birthday to JD Vance

lol some of these chasers think they’re above the law and get a golden pass

10 million flipping business and this blue check mark thinks it’s weird someone asked for a check when they did the work they were hired for.

Fuck you. Don’t push this shit.

If you bought this platypus, I am sorry. From the bottom of my heart, I fucked up. Link to make it right is in the next tweet.

STATEMENT MADE ✅ #DCTID | #DETvNM

Remarkable confession by JD Vance this morning when he said he will “create stories” (that is, lie) to redirect the media. All this to change the subject away from abortion rights, manufacturing jobs, taxation of the rich, and the other things clearly at stake in this election.

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. Elon Musk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

Here is our view of the aurora borealis (and Big Dipper) from around 8:20pm. #miwx

Tell me you’ve never been to Japan without telling me:

i made pacman 😮 · · · but you control it with your mouth :)

It’s probably fitting that Tampa Bay Rowdies’ upset win over Detroit came in a very back-and-forth manner. This team has overcome incredibly adverse circumstances recently, and their improved low-block defense proved to be the difference at Keyworth last night. Early, DCFC…

Detroit City FC legend Nate Steinwascher announces his retirement from professional soccer. Read his full statement on retirement ⚜️ 📰: detcityfc.com/news/2024/12/1… #ThankYouNate

Absolute admiration for President Zelenskyy. The guy has balls. He went into the Oval Office and stood up to Russia’s best negotiators.

This dude just chucked a bag of trash out in a parking lot instead of putting it in a trash can. #annarbor

Alaska is Rouge and Gold (and green and white)! At Dawes glacier Detroit City FC Eastern Michigan

City Youth has had massive success on the pitch lately, and could use your help! Our ‘09 Boys Rouge team won the State Cup for the first time, earning a bid in the Midwest Regional President’s Cup in St. Louis! Learn more, and consider a donation here: gofund.me/2df0498e

FULL TIME! Detroit City walks away with another three points, as they defeat Union Macomb 2-1. A goal from Romine in the first half and an Ella Kane go-ahead goal in the 85th minute see Detroit City leave Romeo with the victory! #MACvDET | #DCTID