My Cuban Uber driver found out I could speak Spanish and felt the need to ask me why everyone is so gay nowadays

Well, i am a pretty curious person. They tried to send me to questions rehab and after six weeks of detoxing i was released, only to immediately overdose on interrogation laced with inquiries

Juan Dixon could get on OnlyFans tomorrow and buy the whole mall out by Monday, at what point do we do the right thing for black families?????

Sandoval is having the conversation about Schwartz moving in with himself, not Schwartz 😂 #PumpRules

my therapist just told me that the NYT word games app is becoming a problem for many of her patients, including me

Sandoval making Raquel the villain of their affair is laughable. What would she have gained? She isn’t even on the show anymore. #PumpRules

.Peacock… I watch three shows on your app. Three shows. I watch nothing else. Why are these same three shows the hardest shows to find every time I open the app?

Michelle cheating on her husband is fine by me. He’s awful! #TheValley

Sexxy and Tay Keith = prime Steph & Klay
youtube.com/watch?v=bQ1PBw…

“wait wait 80 thousand on who? and it hit?”

Mind you, zero percent of the movie takes place west of Charlottesville?

John Galliano 4 Ever

I might take some time off work just to declutter my house. It’s getting ridiculous.

I’m never concerned by people who don’t like me because they’re wrong about that and either they’ll come around eventually or just stay that way

Give him a podcast mic

To die for

I HATE BITCHES WITH IPADS YOU GOT ALL THAT SCREEN TO BE MORE MESSY !!!!!