Truly one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. One of my loudest mutterings of “fucking spare me man” in a theater was when Angelina Jolie was rising as Grendel’s mother and her feet were forged in the style of high heels.

Who wore it best? A product of its time designed to impress people with a single repetitive function that was inflated to unnecessary importance by tacky marketing OR a Slinky? #RHOBH

I am so glad they moved #RHONJ to Sunday because I have shit to do all day Sunday so I will likely forget to watch it later

One of the most important and slept on TV series of all time

Oooooh like how he was going to try and cast Ariana as unstable emotionally and himself as a “scorned man” in a strategic move to manipulate the narrative following their breakup?

What goes around comes around, fuckface! #PumpRules

This one, because it’s more possible to learn, create, share, and be respected for your music than ever before.

We gotta let go of defining greatness in the arts by eras that utilized extremely limited distribution to maximize profit.

Yes PLEASE stop trying to make it 10 years ago again just to keep producing formulaic garbage, that shit is destroying pop culture and we are approaching a point of no return

TICK TOCK to this piglet sphincter looking motherfucker, cannot wait to drive the bus she throws him under to keep holding that well-deserved diamond #RHOBH

Never tell me the 90’s were an amazing decade our media was absolutely fucked in every conceivable way

I’m sorry but this picture of Jax and Brittany and their publicist looks like a Polaroid a serial killer couple would send to taunt the press #PumpRules

X is out of control man this account just shared the most graphic masturbation scene I have ever seen on the internet

When Jerry Seinfeld says sitcoms could never be made today because of “PC crap” what he means is that he could never use being one of the most famous people on TV to impress and date a high school senior in today’s media climate.

Actually I’m going to kick Jefferson’s ass for what he did to Sally Hemings

Me when I consider this possibility

DYING ALIEN AFTER HAVING CRASHED HIS FLYING SAUCER: You promise to use this technology to better your species in the pursuit of knowledge and peace?

U.S. GOVERNMENT: lmao

Actual photo of Jesus Christ hearing that Russell Brand is going to be baptized to receive His eternal love and grace

I wrote a two-act farce once about the assassination of Rasputin that was one of these and it didn't only work it was pretty fucking incredible if I may say so myself.

Give it away give it away give it away now!*

*in this context the word “it” refers to Anthony Kiedis’ constitutional rights

If you had to pick only one image, which one would define STAR TREK for you?

LARRY DAVID 2 YEARS AFTER SEINFELD ENDED: *makes a much better show on a premier cable outlet that runs for 20 years*

JERRY SEINFELD 26 YEARS AFTER SEINFELD ENDED: