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Withnail Jones

@withnailjones

Thereโ€™s nothing patriotic about the Tory party.

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calendar_today27-01-2016 20:43:55

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What a day. The day that it was finally confirmed, as predicted, that Brexit was always going to break the Tory party.

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Got to be honest, if my surname was Parker I probably wouldnโ€™t call my kid Richard. Congratulations to him though.

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Backed Corbyn, became one of the 2019 Tory intake, joined Reform who won a total of 2 council seats across the country.

30p is a jinx!

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GBeebies are discussing whether this is the end of the Tory party. Theyโ€™re just about to wheel out the big guns to debate the issue. First up Lizzie Cundy and her squeaky fanny.

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Remember when we all thought Susan Hall had won the London mayoral election because some 'journalists' were told what to say on WhatsApp? We should remember that.

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Most of the Mayors are Labour, few councillors are Tories and Tory MPs are defecting to other parties both left and right. But the little twerp still thinks he should be PM.

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I like the Geordie accent so why does a few seconds of hearing Darren Grimes speak make me want to do a Van Gogh?

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