If I’m up then I’m stuck

The guys at jimmy Johns laughed at me for getting all the toppings on my sandwich.. logging out

Ripping the juul instead of the strawberry banana blitz puff bar

Asking for a glass of wine at the bar instead of a vodka cran

Need to watch hoodwinked

If you don’t like nut thins I don’t wanna know you

I believe in Jennifer Coolidge supremacy

It’s the community noon

Fuckkkkkk Evan peters as jeffrey dahmer is scary good

Yours hits like a bullet

If I had a dick I would pull it out n piss on em

My phone automatically starts playing Marvin’s room when the clock strikes 12 and the snap memories hit

Still an hour left on my flight and I’ve saved like 4 tweets to my drafts

Miss you

Bro so I was texting my dentist

Depressed

Alexa when does the puck drop

He fell off