what video did you watch while you brushed your teeth this morning and would i like it and should i watch it too

Is it too late for a ketchup company to give their take on the presidential debate

Heinz should take more stances on political issues. Their silence during these trying times is, frankly, deafening.

They say the best mustard is a good ketchup

It’s very rude to ask when the ketchup is dropping

The pivot to mustard is coming literally any day now

Looking to sponsor a sports team. Pls advise: What is the absolute least performant semi professional sports team in the entire world. Looking for the literal worst.

Since there seems to be some confusion: - yes, we are a ketchup company - no, we are not currently selling ketchup - yes, we are making merch - no, it is not for sale

Did you remember to tweet about ketchup today, anon?

The best ketchup in life is free

Big debate tonight (so I’m told)

group scrollling not doom scrolling

anyone have any ideas for a good post

have you ever had vapor ketchup tho

The enemy

When Willy's is your favorite ketchup