Van De Ven eating grass twice in two minutes after being hyped up all game is incredibly Spursy.

Disasi and Enzo have missed a combined THREE games in their careers. This medical team all need firing.

It’s not bad luck. It’s their fault. Simple as.

Friendly reminder that Chelsea have played 1 and a half Europa League campaigns and walked our way to the trophy both times 🤣

Andrey Santos, young player of the month 🔝🏅

8 games in a row where we’ve conceded at least 2 goals. Gusto, James and Colwill aside, I’d be fine if we got rid of every one of our defenders and goalkeepers

First time I’ve genuinely got angry watching us this season then.

Normally I don’t care but we could’ve had a sniff of something decent had we got 3 points there but no, we make the worst team in the league look like prime Brazil.

Disgraceful.

Yeah of course it’s not a turning point. You’ve managed to turn a great week into a shit one yet again. Get out of the club and I hope the door smashes you in the face on the way out #POCHOUT

Gallagher playing wide with Cucurella and Disasi as your fullbacks basically means you're playing with 8 players.

For the 1,000,000th time, you don't need to play Enzo, Caicedo and Gallagher in games like this.

There isn't any point in using them all. Much rather we had the attacking quality of Carney Chukwuemeka on the pitch.

Whenever there has been something to celebrate this season, something worse is always around the corner.

Not at all surprised by this. Easiest game Sheffield United have played all season probably. Everything going sideways and backwards. All 11 have been terrible.

It’s been community noted AGAIN (absolutely wild community note btw😭)

COLE PALMERRRRRRRRRR WINNERRR

Argentine newspaper Diario saying Enzo said “Remember where you are, you vain poorly-birthed asshole” to Mount at full time 🤣

The Pride of London. Cole Palmer.

What a photo.

That win was for you hermano Enzo Fernández 🫶

All of a sudden… golden boot charge 🤣

As much as a criticise him (a lot) it is nice to see Poch’s reaction here. That goal has quite literally saved his job.

I’ve said it 100 times this season but PLEASE let this be a turning point…

Romeo Lavia on IG

Back to back 10 ratings…

Surely that’s the first time ever. Generational.

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