friends are always like hey will want to play a board game that's not fun

it bodes bad

I dont always accidentally drink too much coffee but when I do it's intentional and every day

critics that movies were wrong about

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meeting a linguist is fun cuz I'm like oh cool I like words and language and then they're like I have a phd in the letter ñ

6-7? do you mean 6 or 7? can you buy 6.4 nuclear reactors ?

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If our politics as Christians cause us to be more suspicious about how a poor single mom spends her welfare check than we are about how billionaires spend their money to sway political power in their favor, we need a grand reversal.

energy drinks answer the question what if jellybean water gave you anxiety

[me easily bullied listening to Eminimem] ok ok Ill lose myself in the moment

this is my most liked tweet

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every now and then someone says something and I am like what the fuck are you talking about and they are like baseball

this sin is mentioned in the bible a lot more than homosexuality btw

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" perfect, this is a bunkbed

but why is it Abraham Lincoln

J.R.R. Tolkien writing to his daughter after the death of C.S. Lewis. It breaks my heart.

driving nearly two hours for a five minute set? that's comedy baby!